Post by Kataang on Dec 2, 2007 18:23:29 GMT -5
Enjoy!
The Stupid adventures of Muffinlover and Pokemongirl
ME:(ME is Muffinlover) Zuko's dead!
Pokemongirl: Hooray!(Throwing down their new Zuko action figure)
ME: WAITER! Where's our kids meal?!(As you can tell, were in a restaurant)
Waiter:(Sigh) I told you, ten minutes!
Pokemongirl: Your a liar!(Gasp) He's Azula in disguise!
ME: Let's rip his head off!
Waiter:(Screaming and running away like a little girl) Ahhhhhh!
ME: That takes care of that, Avatar the last airbender always pulls through for us!
Guy person behind us: That show is stupid. Who would want to watch it anyway?
ME + Pokemongirl: GASP! Take it back!
Guy person behind us: Well it is! I mean, a kid with an arrow on his head running around savin' the world. Stupid to me.
ME: Your in for it now! I challenge you to an Angi Kai at midnight!
Guy person behind us: A what?
Pokemongirl: Muffinlover, that wouldn't work anyway. Firebenders lose their power without the sun.
ME:(While the guy person looks at us like we belong in a mental facility) Oh yeah.(Looks back at the guy person behind us)Hmmm...(Blows in his face) HA! I airbended you!
Guy person behind us:That's it!!!(Get's up to fight us)
Pokemongirl:(Notices her drink beside her)Waterbending power!(Takes off the lid, and splashes water on him)BYE!
(We run out the door, even without our awesome toy-filled kids meals)
ME: That was close.(Looks back at the restaurant sadly)
Pokemongirl:(Sigh)Wouldn't it be fun to meet the REAL avatar peeps? Without evil people who insult the four elements?
ME: Wait....(A light bulb appears beside head)What the-? Leave me alone! Go give someone else an idea!
Pokemongirl: wait....(A light bulb with a go-tee appears beside head) Hey! I like this guy better! Let's look for a worm hole that will take us to them!
ME: OK. Nothing else to do.
6 hours later....
ME:(Getting in bed) Ugh! Nothing! Usually there's SOMETHING.....(Looks arounds) Uh, isn't this the part when something freaky and and stupid happens?
Guy from no where:Sorry! I'll just...(Static, then a loud warping sound as a purple vortex appears in my pillow)Freaky enough for ya?
ME: Perfect! Hmmm, I think this is the part I'm suppose to do something stupid...oh yeah! Jump in mysterious vortex!(Jumps in, as everything turns black)
ME:(Wakes up on a big rock thing) Ugh, where am I?
Pokemongirl:(Falling out of another purple vortex out of the sky)AHHHH!(Lands beside me) Jump into your pillow too?
ME: Yep! Pillows come in handy!(Looks around, and hears a loud roaring sound) Is that-? APPA!(Jumps on Appa, along with Pokemongirl)
Aang: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR CAMP?!
Pokemongirl: Sorry! Appa's just soooo cuddly!
Katara:(Coming from no where with the rest of the Gaang) Who are you?
ME: Oh! I'm Muffinlover, and this is Pokemongirl. Were your biggest fans!
Aang: How do you know us?
Pokemongirl: The same place we found out you have a crush on Katara, your a vegatarian, and you'll never firebend again.
ME + Pokemongirl: TELIVISION!
Toph: Okay?
Aang: They're good.
Sokka: Oh yeah? What's my name?
ME:(Taking a deep breath)Your name is Sokka, your negitive,annoying,sarcastic and very dumb. You love meat, and you have a crush on Suki, but your unsure of your feelings because your still in love with the moon spirit. AND, you butt in on fluffy kataang moments. Good-bye!
Pokemongirl:(Pushes Sokka off cliff)
Katara: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
ME: For disturbing the kataang peace!
Aang: What's Kuh-Tag?
Pokemongirl: Kuh-taang! Man people these days.....
Toph: Wait, you still haven't told us what kataang is.
ME + Pokemongirl: Well.....we'll give you one hint.....Aang and Katara sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-
Katara:(Blushing and changing the subject)So are you guys benders?
ME:(Sniffling) Sadly, no.....
Toph:(Sarcasticly) Well that's too bad Anstypants and Freaky.
ME: YAY! I'm Freaky!(Looks at Pokemongirl) But why is she Antsypants?
Toph: Well for starters, she won't stop hopping around!
Pokemongirl: Sorry! Need a bathroom here!
Aang: Ahem, back to the bender subject.
Katara: I can't belive I'm saying this.....we could teach you.
ME + Pokemongirl: REALLY?!
Katara: I guess....(While Toph is regreting it already) What benders would you like to be?
ME: AIR BALL!
Pokemongirl: EARTHBENDING STYLE!
Toph: OK! OK! We'll teach you! Anstypants, come with me.
Pokemongirl: Awww, you get to be with greatest the couple in the world!
ME: Don't worry, I have a digital camera to save all the fluffy moments for us!
Aang:(Rolling eyes)Come on Freaky.
Toph:(Inspecting Pokemongirl, even though it's not possible)Go to the bathroom! Earthbenders have to keep their feet firmly on the ground! Just like Twinkletoes....
Pokemongirl:(Giggling) Yes Sefu Toph!
Chapter: 2
12 hours later....
(ME and Pokemongirl were practictly killing each other after they learned how to bend)
Pokemongirl:(Braking the killing) OH! I forgot, any kataangyness?
ME: Eh, a few blushies here and there, and OH! Katara fell on Aang!
Pokemongirl: SQUEEEE! I've gotta write this down!(Pulls a notepad from no where, and starts to write)
Katara:(Changing the subject for the 50th time) Uh, any one want to go shopping? And by the way, I TRIPPED and fell on him!
ME: Riiiiiggghhhtttt......but sure. TO THE MARKET PLACE!
The Market.....
ME + Pokemongirl: Oooo! Ahhh! Oooo! Ahhh! Oooo! Ah-
Toph: Will they EVER stop?
Aang: Don't worry, their attention spans are about the size of a pebble.
ME: GASP! Look at that!
Aang: See what I mean?
ME:(Rushes over to a sword stand thing) COOL! How much?
Merchant: 20 Earth kingdom pieces.
ME: WHAT?!(Kicks him in shin)
Merchant: Ouch! MY SHIN!
ME: I'll take it for 15.
Merchant:(Rubbing shin) 18.
ME: 10.
Merchant: 14.
ME: A chewed peice of gum and a moldy penny!
Merchant: SOLD!!!
(ME walks back to friends, who's mouths are to their knees)
Pokemongirl: Wow, you never told me you were such a good bidder!\
ME: Eh, it's a gift.
Sokka:(Climbing back up cliff) Finally!
Pokemongirl:(Pushes him off cliff again)
ME: I'm bored, let's go do something awesome!
Aang: Like?
Pokemongirl: Well, you have to face the firelord soon, so...
Katara: Oh no, they're NOT going to mess it up! You can't help us defeat the firelord!
ME:(With big sappy eyes) Pwease?
Pokemongirl:(Trying to get the same expression on face) Yeah! We know how to bend now!
Toph: Guys? How about we let Freaky and Antsy-pants have a chance. Then, they're out of our hair for good!
Aang: Well, we DO need some extra help... I guess.
ME:(Squeezing him tight) SQUEE! Thank you! Wait, this doesn't feel right...(Replaces herself with Katara) There we go!
Pokemongirl: ON TO THE FIRE NATION!
Toph: Is it about time to start regreting what we just agreed to?
Katara: I'm afraid so.
Chapter: 3
Meanwhile...
Ozai: Where the heck is my exuse for a son?!
Fire guard person: Remember, you kicked him out about a month ago.
Ozai: Oh yeah... GAURD! Get me...(In a dramatic voice) Willy in the wonder world!!!!
Fire guard person:(Holding up a colorful DVD) Right here your highness.
Ozai:(In a excited fan-girl voice) Oh goody! Is it the one where Willy has to fight off the evil lollypops of doom?
Fire guard person: That's the one!
Ozai: Well? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! PUT IT IN!
Fire guard person: Yes your h-highness....(Puts in DVD player, and the screen brightens)
TV: Hey kids!
Ozai: HI WILLY!
TV: Have you ever felt sad?
Ozai:(Sniffs) Yes....
TV: Do you ever feel so mad, that you could, I don't know, shoot fire from your fists?
Ozai:(As fire ingulfes around him) YES!!!!!
TV: Then let's sing the happy song!
Ozai:(Singing along) If your feelin' sad, and you feel like a drag, Willy can make it better-etter! Happy,happy,happy,happy,happy,happy,happy,happy,happy,happy-
Aang:(Hiding with everyone else behind a pole thing) OK....there's something you don't see everyday...
ME: LET'S KICK HIS BUTT!!
Katara: Shush! It's not that easy!
Toph: Well, I'm with Freaky, let's kick his royal behind!!!
Pokemongirl: CHARGE!(Stops in tracks when she sees Ozai in a bunny suit dancing around the TV)
Ozai: Uh.....I can explain...(Turns the suit to ashes) WHO ARE YOU?!
Pokemongirl: I am Ansty-pants/Pokemongirl! I have come-
Ozai:(Shoots fire at her)
Pokemongirl:(Coughs and turns to ashes) THAT WAS AWESOME!
Ozai:(With hate in eyes) NOW FOR THE AVATAR!
Aang:(The same light bulb with go-tee appears beside head) Idea alert! (Rushes over to TV and turns Willy on)
TV: Hey kids! Want to sing the happy song?
Ozai: Oh no! Can't resist....Willy! Happy,happy,happy,happy,happy-
Katara: Now that he's destracted, let's get outta here!
Young guard:(Coming from no where) Can I come with you? I hate it here...
ME: Sure, why not?
Chapter : 4
Back at camp...
Toph:That was random and pointless.(Looks at Young guard) Who even is this??
Young guard: I'm Caterat, I'm more of firelord Ozai's prisoner then his royal guard...
Pokemongirl: Why has it suddenly got boring again? Wait, I know! Muffin, how about we take Caterat and the rest of the Gaang back to our house?
ME:(With wide excited eyes) YES! COME WITH US!
Caterat: I guess I'll go, I have no where else to live anyway.
Aang: I don't know....
ME: Our place is awesome! We'll have SOOOO much fun...
Katara: Do you mean fun as in killing each other?
ME:(With chainsaw behind back) Peshaw, of course not. What made you think
that?
Pokemongirl: Light bulb thingy! ( whistles, as the go-teed light bulb rushed in ) Make a wormhole to Muffin's house! ( little lightbulb thingy expoldes to make the wormhole ).
ME: He lived a good life ( Startes crying, along with pokemongirl ). WWWAAAAHHHH!!!
Toph: Freaky, let's just get this over with.
ME: ( suddenly and oddly changed very happy ) OK! Let's go!! ( everyone jumps through the purplely hole ).
Katara: ( Wildly Flying around in the hole ) Someone! I think I'm seperating from the hole ( as her figure starts to fade )
Aang: Katara NO!! ( grabbes Katara and holds her tight )
Pokemongirl: Digital picture time! ( takes the Kataang picture ) AWW! THIS is going on my website! ( A computer appers out of nowhere and she starts typing)
Caterat: That's perfect!!
Katara + Aang: WEBSITE!?
ME: Well uh... (Everything go's black)
My house.....
ME:(Waking up on bedroom floor) Haha, it's always fun coming out of unconsciousness.
Toph: ( loking around ) Nice place. Now all I have to do is see it.
Pokemongirl: Your mean! Your a negitive-er-er-er...
Toph: Deal with it before the firelord takes over the world!
ME: Here we are!
Aang : What do we do now?
Katara: Yeah, I am getting kind of bored.
Mom:(Comes in) Muffin, dinner's ready-(Stops and stares at avatar cast)
Pokemongirl: Hi Muffinlover's mom!(Everyone stares at her randomly)
Mom: Muffin, I didn't say you could have friends over.....I have never seen them before....
ME:(Thinking of an excuse) Well, um, they're from Africa, and they're part of the Poopo tribes. They can't speak English very well. Don't stare.
Mom: OK.....Dinner's ready soon.....(Walks away)
Pokemongirl: Let's play a game!
ME: Oh you mean like,(Glances at Aang and Katara) Truth or Dare? (Lightning strikes above head) MU HA HA HA HA!
Toph: What the heck is that?
ME: A game.(Sits in a circle with everyone else) A very evil game.....MU HA HA-
Katara: OK! We get it! Let's just get this over with.
Pokemongirl: OK, I will ask Toph Truth or Dare, and she will pick. OK Toph, Truth or Dare?
Toph: Dare! I love doin' crazy stuff!
Pokemongirl: OK.....I dare you to to run around in the yard until I say stop. OK?
Toph: That depends, how long will I have to run?
ME: It's a mystery... Bye Toph!(Pushes Toph out door)
Aang: How long do you plan to keep her running?
ME: Eh, 30 min., 10 hours-ish but don't worry about her. OK, Aang, Truth or Dare?
Aang:(Deep in thought) Um, Truth I guess.
ME:(With silent Fan-girl squees) OK, do you love Katara?
Aang:(Blushes)
Katara: Don't pressure him like that!
ME: You lose 20 points!
Katara: Where did the points come from?!
ME: 30 points, and now I dare you to kiss Aang!
Katara:(Blushes insanely) I didn't even get to pick!
Pokemongirl: So your saying, you DON'T like Aang?
Katara: Well, I-
ME: Let's let them settle this for themselves....(Crams them in a closet) OK, we can go get Toph now!
Toph:(Coming in with Sokka) I found him on your bed!
ME: Curse my pillows.....Toph, you broke the dare, but you can get away this time.
Toph: Sweetness!
Pokemongirl:(Getting in Sokka's face) As for YOU! You can stay, as long as you don't disturb the kataang peace!
Sokka: OK, I guess....
ME:(Happily) Now that that's out of the way, let's get the kataangers out of the closet!
Sokka: YOU LOCKED ME SISTER IN A CLOSET?!
ME: Don't worry, she's with Aang.
Sokka: THAT'S EVEN WORSE! (Rips closet door open to see Aang and Katara kissing)
ME + Pokemongirl: (Foaming at the mouth) SQUEEEE!
Sokka:(Faints and collapses)
Toph:(Smirks, and walks away)
Mom:(From other room) Muffin! Dinner time! Bring your African friends too!
Sokka:(Suddenly waking up) Food?! Wait, did she just say we were African?
ME: Long story. LET'S EAT!
Kitchen table......
(While ME and Pokemongirl were stuffing themselves away, the rest of the Gaang stared the food strangely)
Mom: What's wrong? You don't like chicken?
Pokemongirl: Remember, they're from the Poopo tribes, they don't know how to use forks or anything!
Sokka:(Eating with his hands) It's OK. I'll just use my hands.
My room....
Katara:(Staring at the scattered Kataang drawings about the room) Well, you sure got a thing for me and Aang.
ME:(Face brightens) Oh yes! I'm an artist! That's the exact reason why we played Truth or Dare.
Toph:(Rolling non-seeing eyes) Oh really? I had no idea.
Pokemongirl: I'm bored AGAIN! I'm usually never this bored.
ME: Well, it must be that the avatar cast is boring.
Caterat: Hey! I'm not boring!
ME: YOU aren't part of the Avatar cast!
Caterat: Good point....
Mysterious person in the shadows: ( Evil tone ) Finally...( Everyone screams and jumps )
Pokemongirl: ( glaring at person ) Cndigrl! Must you always follow me to Muffin's house? Leave me alone you annoying little rugrat!
Cndigrl: You can't kick me out! I'm your little sister! OMG!! Are Katara and Aang kissing in the closet!?
ME: Yes. If you want the info, go to your superior sisters website!
Cndigrl: Fine, but one thing, Katara, do you like Aang?
Katara: (blushes)
Pokemongirl: You dare question Katara!! You shall die!
Cndigrl: WAIT! I don't question-( cut off by pokemongirl)
Pokemongirl: You still must die! ( pokes Cndigrl and Cndigrl dissapears )
Caterat: Well, that was weird.
ME: Well, that's Pokemongirl for you!
Caterat: I guess...
Toph: How LONG are we suppose to be here excactly?
ME: Hmmm, forever maybe.... I need SOMEONE around when I'm bored!
Sokka: But we have to leave SOMETIME!
Chapter: 5
(Everyone is bored again, until Pokemongirl had an idea)
Caterat: Guys? Shouldn't we get Aang and Katara out of the closet soon?
ME: Yeah, I guess this is a good time.(Unlocks closet to see they had stopped the kissing, and were hugging each other while they were asleep) YES!!! I should remember that trick when I invite some OTHER random cartoon character to my house!
Pokemongirl: Wait! I have an idea! (Rushes over to the computer) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
ME: Oh, yeah!
Caterat: What is it?
ME: Oh nothing.... (Quickly types in fanfiction.net's address, and clicks on the first Kataang story she sees) Aang! Katara! Read this! Everyone can too! (Quickly runs out of room)
(Suddenly, there is an explosion, and a dude in robes appears)
Dude: Sorry, I just ate beans and-
ME: Don't care! Why are YOU disturbing the Kataang peace?
I will finish it soon! ;D
The Stupid adventures of Muffinlover and Pokemongirl
ME:(ME is Muffinlover) Zuko's dead!
Pokemongirl: Hooray!(Throwing down their new Zuko action figure)
ME: WAITER! Where's our kids meal?!(As you can tell, were in a restaurant)
Waiter:(Sigh) I told you, ten minutes!
Pokemongirl: Your a liar!(Gasp) He's Azula in disguise!
ME: Let's rip his head off!
Waiter:(Screaming and running away like a little girl) Ahhhhhh!
ME: That takes care of that, Avatar the last airbender always pulls through for us!
Guy person behind us: That show is stupid. Who would want to watch it anyway?
ME + Pokemongirl: GASP! Take it back!
Guy person behind us: Well it is! I mean, a kid with an arrow on his head running around savin' the world. Stupid to me.
ME: Your in for it now! I challenge you to an Angi Kai at midnight!
Guy person behind us: A what?
Pokemongirl: Muffinlover, that wouldn't work anyway. Firebenders lose their power without the sun.
ME:(While the guy person looks at us like we belong in a mental facility) Oh yeah.(Looks back at the guy person behind us)Hmmm...(Blows in his face) HA! I airbended you!
Guy person behind us:That's it!!!(Get's up to fight us)
Pokemongirl:(Notices her drink beside her)Waterbending power!(Takes off the lid, and splashes water on him)BYE!
(We run out the door, even without our awesome toy-filled kids meals)
ME: That was close.(Looks back at the restaurant sadly)
Pokemongirl:(Sigh)Wouldn't it be fun to meet the REAL avatar peeps? Without evil people who insult the four elements?
ME: Wait....(A light bulb appears beside head)What the-? Leave me alone! Go give someone else an idea!
Pokemongirl: wait....(A light bulb with a go-tee appears beside head) Hey! I like this guy better! Let's look for a worm hole that will take us to them!
ME: OK. Nothing else to do.
6 hours later....
ME:(Getting in bed) Ugh! Nothing! Usually there's SOMETHING.....(Looks arounds) Uh, isn't this the part when something freaky and and stupid happens?
Guy from no where:Sorry! I'll just...(Static, then a loud warping sound as a purple vortex appears in my pillow)Freaky enough for ya?
ME: Perfect! Hmmm, I think this is the part I'm suppose to do something stupid...oh yeah! Jump in mysterious vortex!(Jumps in, as everything turns black)
ME:(Wakes up on a big rock thing) Ugh, where am I?
Pokemongirl:(Falling out of another purple vortex out of the sky)AHHHH!(Lands beside me) Jump into your pillow too?
ME: Yep! Pillows come in handy!(Looks around, and hears a loud roaring sound) Is that-? APPA!(Jumps on Appa, along with Pokemongirl)
Aang: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR CAMP?!
Pokemongirl: Sorry! Appa's just soooo cuddly!
Katara:(Coming from no where with the rest of the Gaang) Who are you?
ME: Oh! I'm Muffinlover, and this is Pokemongirl. Were your biggest fans!
Aang: How do you know us?
Pokemongirl: The same place we found out you have a crush on Katara, your a vegatarian, and you'll never firebend again.
ME + Pokemongirl: TELIVISION!
Toph: Okay?
Aang: They're good.
Sokka: Oh yeah? What's my name?
ME:(Taking a deep breath)Your name is Sokka, your negitive,annoying,sarcastic and very dumb. You love meat, and you have a crush on Suki, but your unsure of your feelings because your still in love with the moon spirit. AND, you butt in on fluffy kataang moments. Good-bye!
Pokemongirl:(Pushes Sokka off cliff)
Katara: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
ME: For disturbing the kataang peace!
Aang: What's Kuh-Tag?
Pokemongirl: Kuh-taang! Man people these days.....
Toph: Wait, you still haven't told us what kataang is.
ME + Pokemongirl: Well.....we'll give you one hint.....Aang and Katara sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-
Katara:(Blushing and changing the subject)So are you guys benders?
ME:(Sniffling) Sadly, no.....
Toph:(Sarcasticly) Well that's too bad Anstypants and Freaky.
ME: YAY! I'm Freaky!(Looks at Pokemongirl) But why is she Antsypants?
Toph: Well for starters, she won't stop hopping around!
Pokemongirl: Sorry! Need a bathroom here!
Aang: Ahem, back to the bender subject.
Katara: I can't belive I'm saying this.....we could teach you.
ME + Pokemongirl: REALLY?!
Katara: I guess....(While Toph is regreting it already) What benders would you like to be?
ME: AIR BALL!
Pokemongirl: EARTHBENDING STYLE!
Toph: OK! OK! We'll teach you! Anstypants, come with me.
Pokemongirl: Awww, you get to be with greatest the couple in the world!
ME: Don't worry, I have a digital camera to save all the fluffy moments for us!
Aang:(Rolling eyes)Come on Freaky.
Toph:(Inspecting Pokemongirl, even though it's not possible)Go to the bathroom! Earthbenders have to keep their feet firmly on the ground! Just like Twinkletoes....
Pokemongirl:(Giggling) Yes Sefu Toph!
Chapter: 2
12 hours later....
(ME and Pokemongirl were practictly killing each other after they learned how to bend)
Pokemongirl:(Braking the killing) OH! I forgot, any kataangyness?
ME: Eh, a few blushies here and there, and OH! Katara fell on Aang!
Pokemongirl: SQUEEEE! I've gotta write this down!(Pulls a notepad from no where, and starts to write)
Katara:(Changing the subject for the 50th time) Uh, any one want to go shopping? And by the way, I TRIPPED and fell on him!
ME: Riiiiiggghhhtttt......but sure. TO THE MARKET PLACE!
The Market.....
ME + Pokemongirl: Oooo! Ahhh! Oooo! Ahhh! Oooo! Ah-
Toph: Will they EVER stop?
Aang: Don't worry, their attention spans are about the size of a pebble.
ME: GASP! Look at that!
Aang: See what I mean?
ME:(Rushes over to a sword stand thing) COOL! How much?
Merchant: 20 Earth kingdom pieces.
ME: WHAT?!(Kicks him in shin)
Merchant: Ouch! MY SHIN!
ME: I'll take it for 15.
Merchant:(Rubbing shin) 18.
ME: 10.
Merchant: 14.
ME: A chewed peice of gum and a moldy penny!
Merchant: SOLD!!!
(ME walks back to friends, who's mouths are to their knees)
Pokemongirl: Wow, you never told me you were such a good bidder!\
ME: Eh, it's a gift.
Sokka:(Climbing back up cliff) Finally!
Pokemongirl:(Pushes him off cliff again)
ME: I'm bored, let's go do something awesome!
Aang: Like?
Pokemongirl: Well, you have to face the firelord soon, so...
Katara: Oh no, they're NOT going to mess it up! You can't help us defeat the firelord!
ME:(With big sappy eyes) Pwease?
Pokemongirl:(Trying to get the same expression on face) Yeah! We know how to bend now!
Toph: Guys? How about we let Freaky and Antsy-pants have a chance. Then, they're out of our hair for good!
Aang: Well, we DO need some extra help... I guess.
ME:(Squeezing him tight) SQUEE! Thank you! Wait, this doesn't feel right...(Replaces herself with Katara) There we go!
Pokemongirl: ON TO THE FIRE NATION!
Toph: Is it about time to start regreting what we just agreed to?
Katara: I'm afraid so.
Chapter: 3
Meanwhile...
Ozai: Where the heck is my exuse for a son?!
Fire guard person: Remember, you kicked him out about a month ago.
Ozai: Oh yeah... GAURD! Get me...(In a dramatic voice) Willy in the wonder world!!!!
Fire guard person:(Holding up a colorful DVD) Right here your highness.
Ozai:(In a excited fan-girl voice) Oh goody! Is it the one where Willy has to fight off the evil lollypops of doom?
Fire guard person: That's the one!
Ozai: Well? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! PUT IT IN!
Fire guard person: Yes your h-highness....(Puts in DVD player, and the screen brightens)
TV: Hey kids!
Ozai: HI WILLY!
TV: Have you ever felt sad?
Ozai:(Sniffs) Yes....
TV: Do you ever feel so mad, that you could, I don't know, shoot fire from your fists?
Ozai:(As fire ingulfes around him) YES!!!!!
TV: Then let's sing the happy song!
Ozai:(Singing along) If your feelin' sad, and you feel like a drag, Willy can make it better-etter! Happy,happy,happy,happy,happy,happy,happy,happy,happy,happy-
Aang:(Hiding with everyone else behind a pole thing) OK....there's something you don't see everyday...
ME: LET'S KICK HIS BUTT!!
Katara: Shush! It's not that easy!
Toph: Well, I'm with Freaky, let's kick his royal behind!!!
Pokemongirl: CHARGE!(Stops in tracks when she sees Ozai in a bunny suit dancing around the TV)
Ozai: Uh.....I can explain...(Turns the suit to ashes) WHO ARE YOU?!
Pokemongirl: I am Ansty-pants/Pokemongirl! I have come-
Ozai:(Shoots fire at her)
Pokemongirl:(Coughs and turns to ashes) THAT WAS AWESOME!
Ozai:(With hate in eyes) NOW FOR THE AVATAR!
Aang:(The same light bulb with go-tee appears beside head) Idea alert! (Rushes over to TV and turns Willy on)
TV: Hey kids! Want to sing the happy song?
Ozai: Oh no! Can't resist....Willy! Happy,happy,happy,happy,happy-
Katara: Now that he's destracted, let's get outta here!
Young guard:(Coming from no where) Can I come with you? I hate it here...
ME: Sure, why not?
Chapter : 4
Back at camp...
Toph:That was random and pointless.(Looks at Young guard) Who even is this??
Young guard: I'm Caterat, I'm more of firelord Ozai's prisoner then his royal guard...
Pokemongirl: Why has it suddenly got boring again? Wait, I know! Muffin, how about we take Caterat and the rest of the Gaang back to our house?
ME:(With wide excited eyes) YES! COME WITH US!
Caterat: I guess I'll go, I have no where else to live anyway.
Aang: I don't know....
ME: Our place is awesome! We'll have SOOOO much fun...
Katara: Do you mean fun as in killing each other?
ME:(With chainsaw behind back) Peshaw, of course not. What made you think
that?
Pokemongirl: Light bulb thingy! ( whistles, as the go-teed light bulb rushed in ) Make a wormhole to Muffin's house! ( little lightbulb thingy expoldes to make the wormhole ).
ME: He lived a good life ( Startes crying, along with pokemongirl ). WWWAAAAHHHH!!!
Toph: Freaky, let's just get this over with.
ME: ( suddenly and oddly changed very happy ) OK! Let's go!! ( everyone jumps through the purplely hole ).
Katara: ( Wildly Flying around in the hole ) Someone! I think I'm seperating from the hole ( as her figure starts to fade )
Aang: Katara NO!! ( grabbes Katara and holds her tight )
Pokemongirl: Digital picture time! ( takes the Kataang picture ) AWW! THIS is going on my website! ( A computer appers out of nowhere and she starts typing)
Caterat: That's perfect!!
Katara + Aang: WEBSITE!?
ME: Well uh... (Everything go's black)
My house.....
ME:(Waking up on bedroom floor) Haha, it's always fun coming out of unconsciousness.
Toph: ( loking around ) Nice place. Now all I have to do is see it.
Pokemongirl: Your mean! Your a negitive-er-er-er...
Toph: Deal with it before the firelord takes over the world!
ME: Here we are!
Aang : What do we do now?
Katara: Yeah, I am getting kind of bored.
Mom:(Comes in) Muffin, dinner's ready-(Stops and stares at avatar cast)
Pokemongirl: Hi Muffinlover's mom!(Everyone stares at her randomly)
Mom: Muffin, I didn't say you could have friends over.....I have never seen them before....
ME:(Thinking of an excuse) Well, um, they're from Africa, and they're part of the Poopo tribes. They can't speak English very well. Don't stare.
Mom: OK.....Dinner's ready soon.....(Walks away)
Pokemongirl: Let's play a game!
ME: Oh you mean like,(Glances at Aang and Katara) Truth or Dare? (Lightning strikes above head) MU HA HA HA HA!
Toph: What the heck is that?
ME: A game.(Sits in a circle with everyone else) A very evil game.....MU HA HA-
Katara: OK! We get it! Let's just get this over with.
Pokemongirl: OK, I will ask Toph Truth or Dare, and she will pick. OK Toph, Truth or Dare?
Toph: Dare! I love doin' crazy stuff!
Pokemongirl: OK.....I dare you to to run around in the yard until I say stop. OK?
Toph: That depends, how long will I have to run?
ME: It's a mystery... Bye Toph!(Pushes Toph out door)
Aang: How long do you plan to keep her running?
ME: Eh, 30 min., 10 hours-ish but don't worry about her. OK, Aang, Truth or Dare?
Aang:(Deep in thought) Um, Truth I guess.
ME:(With silent Fan-girl squees) OK, do you love Katara?
Aang:(Blushes)
Katara: Don't pressure him like that!
ME: You lose 20 points!
Katara: Where did the points come from?!
ME: 30 points, and now I dare you to kiss Aang!
Katara:(Blushes insanely) I didn't even get to pick!
Pokemongirl: So your saying, you DON'T like Aang?
Katara: Well, I-
ME: Let's let them settle this for themselves....(Crams them in a closet) OK, we can go get Toph now!
Toph:(Coming in with Sokka) I found him on your bed!
ME: Curse my pillows.....Toph, you broke the dare, but you can get away this time.
Toph: Sweetness!
Pokemongirl:(Getting in Sokka's face) As for YOU! You can stay, as long as you don't disturb the kataang peace!
Sokka: OK, I guess....
ME:(Happily) Now that that's out of the way, let's get the kataangers out of the closet!
Sokka: YOU LOCKED ME SISTER IN A CLOSET?!
ME: Don't worry, she's with Aang.
Sokka: THAT'S EVEN WORSE! (Rips closet door open to see Aang and Katara kissing)
ME + Pokemongirl: (Foaming at the mouth) SQUEEEE!
Sokka:(Faints and collapses)
Toph:(Smirks, and walks away)
Mom:(From other room) Muffin! Dinner time! Bring your African friends too!
Sokka:(Suddenly waking up) Food?! Wait, did she just say we were African?
ME: Long story. LET'S EAT!
Kitchen table......
(While ME and Pokemongirl were stuffing themselves away, the rest of the Gaang stared the food strangely)
Mom: What's wrong? You don't like chicken?
Pokemongirl: Remember, they're from the Poopo tribes, they don't know how to use forks or anything!
Sokka:(Eating with his hands) It's OK. I'll just use my hands.
My room....
Katara:(Staring at the scattered Kataang drawings about the room) Well, you sure got a thing for me and Aang.
ME:(Face brightens) Oh yes! I'm an artist! That's the exact reason why we played Truth or Dare.
Toph:(Rolling non-seeing eyes) Oh really? I had no idea.
Pokemongirl: I'm bored AGAIN! I'm usually never this bored.
ME: Well, it must be that the avatar cast is boring.
Caterat: Hey! I'm not boring!
ME: YOU aren't part of the Avatar cast!
Caterat: Good point....
Mysterious person in the shadows: ( Evil tone ) Finally...( Everyone screams and jumps )
Pokemongirl: ( glaring at person ) Cndigrl! Must you always follow me to Muffin's house? Leave me alone you annoying little rugrat!
Cndigrl: You can't kick me out! I'm your little sister! OMG!! Are Katara and Aang kissing in the closet!?
ME: Yes. If you want the info, go to your superior sisters website!
Cndigrl: Fine, but one thing, Katara, do you like Aang?
Katara: (blushes)
Pokemongirl: You dare question Katara!! You shall die!
Cndigrl: WAIT! I don't question-( cut off by pokemongirl)
Pokemongirl: You still must die! ( pokes Cndigrl and Cndigrl dissapears )
Caterat: Well, that was weird.
ME: Well, that's Pokemongirl for you!
Caterat: I guess...
Toph: How LONG are we suppose to be here excactly?
ME: Hmmm, forever maybe.... I need SOMEONE around when I'm bored!
Sokka: But we have to leave SOMETIME!
Chapter: 5
(Everyone is bored again, until Pokemongirl had an idea)
Caterat: Guys? Shouldn't we get Aang and Katara out of the closet soon?
ME: Yeah, I guess this is a good time.(Unlocks closet to see they had stopped the kissing, and were hugging each other while they were asleep) YES!!! I should remember that trick when I invite some OTHER random cartoon character to my house!
Pokemongirl: Wait! I have an idea! (Rushes over to the computer) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
ME: Oh, yeah!
Caterat: What is it?
ME: Oh nothing.... (Quickly types in fanfiction.net's address, and clicks on the first Kataang story she sees) Aang! Katara! Read this! Everyone can too! (Quickly runs out of room)
(Suddenly, there is an explosion, and a dude in robes appears)
Dude: Sorry, I just ate beans and-
ME: Don't care! Why are YOU disturbing the Kataang peace?
I will finish it soon! ;D
Hey, I may seem pretty much new here but I know what I'm doing so feel free to pm me if you need help with ANYTHING 
and thank's too kataang for this sneaky lil sig!! 
and sukiwarrior for my avatar url (if it would work!! sorry 
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